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January 2, 2011

Zombie Sunday: 1/2

 Ahhh, beloved, boring German Sundays. Fun filled days of parking myself in front of the TV to kill a few braincells or two. On these kinds of snowy, cold, everything-closed-the-heck-up kind of days, I zone out...hard.

I have never been too big of a TV person. Don't get me wrong, if it is there, then like to have it on in the background, mostly as a distraction. Over here it is a little different though. English TV is just another way to stay connected to home, albeit through pop culture and horrible reality shows (and when I say horrible, I mean awesome).
TV makes me feel like a zombie...but not really hungry for brains
Our first season over here, we just had the basic German television channels, which luckily included CNN and MTV. It might have been ok for just me, but that totally did not cut it for the hubs. And I can't blame him, he is a TV man! So, we rigged up a way to get British Sky, and now have over 900 channels of everything you could imagine. 

If my husband had to choose between the two of us...I might be in trouble! lol
Looking back, I still don't know how we - or really, he - survived without cable that first year. And I guess I am really enjoying the Sky this year as well. You see, we live a bit in BFE Germany. Don't get me wrong, I love where we are, but it is definitely a bit in the boonies. The farm doesn't get high speed internet, so we are forced to cope with a pre-paid internet stick. And one that has a pretty small limit on internet usage, at least small for internet hogs like us. No joke, I write my emails off line, and then sign on super quick to send them. It has definitely been an adjustment, but like I said, I am glad to have our English TV, my job, and the goaties to help keep me occupied.

Thankfully, channels like ESPN America, the Movie Channel, Discovery and Diva (very similar to Bravo) bring a taste of home to our German life. Oh,and of course because I think I am still 14 years old, MTV is quite a time killer and life saver as well.

What is still confusing, though, is the selection of American TV shows that some of the channels choose to broadcast. For instance, at about any time, of any given day, "Maury" is playing somewhere in the British Sky realm. 

My first reaction was, "Eff-ing rights, I love Maury, his blue zip-up sweaters and the ridiculous guests on his show". Then of course my second reaction was "Holy crap, this is totally what the British think Americans are like". And if that is the case, I couldn't be more embarrassed. Don't get me wrong, the show is such a guilty pleasure for me, but I know that not all people in the United States are like the guests on the show. I am just hoping that the British people who watch the show realize the same thing.
How the 'bleep' do you keep a straight face on your show?!
Sorry to disappoint any Britons, but no, not all Americans need to ask themselves the question "Is this 'woman' my dad? The DNA will tell!". Nor are all teenagers wild and forced to go to military style boot camp. And they are NEVER in a situation where they know their "man" had been cheating on them because they found a tooth in their bed, and it wasn't theirs! Like WTF?! (by the way, all true subjects and stories from Maury episodes).

One channel on Sky shows "Two and a Half Men" all day everyday. Another does the same for "Scrubs". Could they not afford the royalties for any other shows?

"Walker, Texas Ranger" seems to still be a hot commodity over in England. Can't say I blame them, who is more badass than Chuck Norris!?! If this show is ever on at home, do yourself a big favor and sit down for the hour and watch it. I guarantee you will not be disappointed by the hilarity of the Ranger.
He is the sole reason I would NEVER mess with a Texas Ranger
Even though we do get about 80% of the same shows that we would get at home, we have found some British gems that I know we will miss this summer when we are back in North America. I was already a hooked on the mess that is "Toddlers and Tiaras" and "Little Miss Perfect", but Britain went and did them one up with "My Supermodel Baby". You would not believe the entertainment from the wackos that are pushing their infants to become baby super stars. It is so deliciously trashy, I cannot believe they don't have it back at home.

There's no crying in supermodeling!!
A new British show that is winning tons praise in England is called "Peep Show". Raunchy and hilarious, it follows the everyday antics of these two complete losers. The writing is really smart, and the camera work, which is shot a lot from a POV perspective, gives it a nice, different touch. I have a feeling this will be one of those shows that the US tries to recreate, and therefore ruin, with American writing and acting. Leave it be, Hollywood! It is perfect just like it is!

And wow, just as I am writing this post, a new show (well, new for here) on the E! channel is about to start. "Dallas Divas & Daughters". Great, now people in Britain will not only think that all Americans are delinquents with cheating husbands, but they will also think that everyone in Texas lives out the real "Dallas" soap everyday. Haha, what can ya do?!

January 1, 2011

Happy 2011: My Favorite German Things

Happy 2011! I can't believe the new year is already here. Time just keeps flying by, but I think we are doing our best to make the most out of it.

I woke up this morning in quite a fog from all the 'ringing' in the new year last night. Boy oh boy, it will be one to remember! We had a delicious dinner right on the waterfront, and then headed down the coast a bit to a castle for fireworks and the countdown. Freakin' new year's eve in a castle, it was too cool. But I will say that I cannot be held responsible for all of our actions last night.

I think there might have been fence hoping - what, sneaking into parties isn't the cool thing to do on NYE? I know there was champagne (and lots of it). And I am absolutely positive that it was a great evening. So glad we got to welcome 2011 with friends! Hope ya'll had a great one as well :)

So, I thought for 2011 that I might share with you a few of "My Favorite German Things". Just like Oprah's favorite things, only my audience will not be winning anything cool, nor is anything high-end or designer, nor do I have a national talk show. So yeah, maybe not really like Oprah's favorite things...at all. But here is a short list of useful German products and some great products that we have stumbled across while living over here. Might not be terribly excited for my North American friends to read, but hey, if ya'll are ever over in Germany, you must check out these items:
(and of course, they are all IMHO, but I think I have decent taste! And if you have any suggestions about your favorite German things, I would love to hear them)

The Best Lip Balm...Ever: Kaufmann's Haut und Kinder Creme

This lip balm/skin soother/baby butt cream is so unbelievable good! Yes, better than Carmex, yes even better than Burt's Bees. Great for your lips, so good on dry, rough patches of skin, and I even dot it on as under eye cream on those really cold, wintery days. And how can you not love the retro tins they come in?! You can pick up a small can for about a Euro, and mine has lasted me over a year. Can't beat that! (And just to clarify, I use it as a lip balm and hand cream...not as butt balm, haha)

The Best Hand Lotion: Herbacin Wuta Kamille Hand Lotion

Another random German find, but great nonetheless. Non-greasy, but moisturizing. I always have a tube of it in my purse. If your hands are feeling a little rough and dry this winter, you have to pick you up some Herbacin Hand Cream!

The Best Coffee: Eilles Gourmet Cafe

Germany is known for having great coffee. I always miss it when we are back home in the state - but maybe not so much when we are in Canada...I am a sucker for Timmy Ho's! Not only is Eilles so deliciously full-bodied, but it is so reasonably priced as well. For around 5 Euro, you get a double pack that could easily last you for up to a month. It has such a rich flavor and is never bitter or burnt tasting. I crave it as soon as I wake up in the morning!

The Best Sparkling Water: Valser Classic

Ok, this might be cheating a bit. Technically Valser comes from a source in Switzerland, but you can find bottles of this deliciously bubble water all over Southern Germany. What some people that have not visited Europe might not know, is that everyone, at home, in restaurants, at work, drinks sparkling water. I have to admit, it took some getting used to, but after our first season, there was no going back to plain ol' tap water. I was hooked on Wasser mit Kohlensäure! And Valser is the best tasting sparkling water I have had. Not too bubbly, but still tingly enough. It goes down so smooth!

The Best German Beer: Tegenseer Hell

Ok, this was a tough one. There are sooo many beers in Germany, how can you really say which is best, when there is no possible way to try them all in a lifetime. What you may not realize, is that every little German village has a local brewery. And most of the time, you can only get that certain kind of beer in that one area. So while there are hundreds and hundreds brands of beers, I think I still feel comfortable praising Tegenseer. Hey, if even the Germans think it is one of the best, you know you aren't too off on the assessment. (And to give credit where it is due, my husband and his highly refined 'beer palate' helped me out on this one! See babe, it did come in handy!)

The Best German Chocolate: Château Feinherb Nuss Chocolate Bar
Again, I can only judge the chocolate that I have tried, but I think I could try just about any and every brand in the world, and I would still come back to this 99 Euro cent giant candy bar (a note to all of ya'll in Germany, I have only found them at Aldi). Rich, but not too sweet, dark chocolate  with whole hazelnuts - they love hazelnuts and chocolate over here, and I am not one to argue with that! These bars are dangerous, and disappear quite easily. I always bring a few of them home with me in the spring, but they don't last long!

The Best Accessory for a Hockey Game: The Oma Seat Cushion

Or, as I like to refer to it as, my 'butt pad'. While the atmosphere in German hockey arenas is so lively and wild, the temperature inside the rink is usually only a few degrees more than the temperature outside. And the plastic seats seem ice cold under your bum. So, I did what all the Omas at the game do; I invested in a wool seat cushion and could not be more comfortable or warm at the games now. I might look like I fool carrying it in, but when I am comfortable and cozy, and everyone else is peeling their ice cold buns off the seat like a tongue stuck to a frozen flag pole, who's laughing now?!

As much as I miss things from home, I am glad to find such delicious and high quality products abroad.

Again, Happy New Year to you! Make 2011 the best one yet :)