Well hey there! Happy Hump Day :)
I am a little extra excited today since we finally have our flights booked for home. We will be stateside on Saturday, which means we have been busting our butt getting all packed up these last few days. It is an annoying chore, but if it means going home, then I don't mind it one little bit!
So, while I was gathering a few things for the trip home, I can across this last little German gem. I always like to have wet wipes when traveling. Airplane air and surfaces tend to gross me out.
Weird, right!? Yuck.
I keep these bad boys on hand to wipe my face and hands. I like to call it giving yourself a hooker bath. What?! Hookers can take baths too, after all. Haha.
But, they seem to have a different idea of what wet wipes are used for here in Germany. At least this one company does. Check out these pictures and see if you get the same meaning that I did.
|The package reads "Have You Been Kissed Today?"|
|Like seriously, is that necessary?!|
Yeah, apparently, these little things are used for wiping ass right before you pucker up to kiss it.
I'm sorry. I love my husband, but there is no amount of baby wipes (or bleach or alcohol for that matter) that would make me want to kiss his crack. Sorry babe, not happening.
Thought that was too funny not to share.
BTW, I completely have forgotten to say something earlier, but the Storytellers Blog Hop is THIS WEEKEND!!!
It feels like forever since the last one, but this is the last weekend of the month.
To recap, if you are new to the hop, here is the run down:
Link to any post you would like. You don't have to come up with a 'story', you don't have to do anything special, you just link up your blog and be you.
Your blog is your story, so let it shine!
Only. One. Rule. Please, no sites that specialize in ads, coupons, giveaways, etc. There are many blog hops just for you, but today, this hop isn't one of them. Sorry guys.
Other than that, there are no rules, no 'follow' musts, only an easy outlet to stumble upon new and interesting blogs.
Hope to see you there this weekend! The hop will be open all day Friday and Saturday (April 29th and 30th.
Have a great day!!
And remember, wipe that crack before you give it a big ol' smack. So gross, haha.