You know what, it still really doesn't feel like we are home. At least not just yet.
Sure, we have had our fill of Mexican food. Taken advantage of the pool everyday. And we even went to an Astros game last night.
But something still feels like it is missing.
And I think I know what it is.
Truck Testicles.
Oh yeah, you read that right.
Or Bumper Nuts, Nutz for Trucks, Truck Balls, Big Boy Nuts. Take your pick.
Sure, we have had our fill of Mexican food. Taken advantage of the pool everyday. And we even went to an Astros game last night.
But something still feels like it is missing.
And I think I know what it is.
Truck Testicles.
Oh yeah, you read that right.
Or Bumper Nuts, Nutz for Trucks, Truck Balls, Big Boy Nuts. Take your pick.
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| Yep, that is the real deal there (source) |
Ewww, it was gross just typing that. Sorry.
You see, they are apparently the macho accessory of choice around here. Or at least they used to be.
A few weeks back, Copyboy over at Not Worth Mentioning featured a set of these bad boys. He is always highlighting really useful and purposeful products :)
But it got me thinking. I guess these Bumper Balls were not a nationwide thing. He was surprised to see them. But I was not. Sadly, they are usually abundant in Texas. But like I've said, I have yet to find a decent pair hanging of the back of a truck since we have been back.
It is disappointing actually!
Whatever happened to guy that not only needed to show how un-endowed he was by having a huge, jacked up truck, but also really wanted to drive in the message that the massive vehicle he drove really did represent his you-know-what by hanging some lifelike testicles off the back hitch??
You see, they are apparently the macho accessory of choice around here. Or at least they used to be.
A few weeks back, Copyboy over at Not Worth Mentioning featured a set of these bad boys. He is always highlighting really useful and purposeful products :)
But it got me thinking. I guess these Bumper Balls were not a nationwide thing. He was surprised to see them. But I was not. Sadly, they are usually abundant in Texas. But like I've said, I have yet to find a decent pair hanging of the back of a truck since we have been back.
It is disappointing actually!
Whatever happened to guy that not only needed to show how un-endowed he was by having a huge, jacked up truck, but also really wanted to drive in the message that the massive vehicle he drove really did represent his you-know-what by hanging some lifelike testicles off the back hitch??
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| Just in case you were wondering, THEY REPRESENT HIS BALLS. Oh, and he has steel nuts. (source) |
What has the world come to when people start removing man-junk from their trucks?? Certainly not a place I want to raise children
:)
So for the next few months we are in Texas, I dedicate my time on the road to "Nad Watch, 2011". I am on patrol. There has to be somewhite trash, d-bag totally awesome, super sweet motorist with these puppies hanging off the back.
:)
So for the next few months we are in Texas, I dedicate my time on the road to "Nad Watch, 2011". I am on patrol. There has to be some
For you, my readers, I am doing this for you!
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